比較短的英語笑話大全

　　笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言。一方面，笑話可以使人輕鬆愉悅，忘記憂愁困擾;另一方面，一些笑話不僅搞笑，還能揭示發人深省的至理箴言。下面是小編帶來的比較短的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　比較短的英語笑話篇一

　　The Lucky Cat 幸運的貓

　　"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

　　"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily1, "black cats are lucky."

　　"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

　　吉米跑進客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳裡有一隻大黑貓!”

　　他的父親懶洋洋得說：“沒關係，吉米，黑貓是幸運貓呢。”

　　“它的確很幸運：***因為***它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”

　　比較短的英語笑話篇二

　　What Does Want to Borrow 他到底想借什麼

　　Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

　　Mr.Smith: Yes.

　　Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

　　約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

　　史密斯先生：是的。

　　約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?

　　比較短的英語笑話篇三

　　The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.

　　一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。 你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。 病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問。 醫生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。

　　比較短的英語笑話篇四

　　I Had to Change It Twice 不得不換兩次

　　Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

　　Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.

　　法官：我真不明白你為什麼連續三天夜裡闖入同一家商店呢?

　　犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣服，因為她總是不喜歡衣服的樣式，所以,我才不得不去換了兩次。

　　比較短的英語笑話篇五

　　The Bald Guy 禿頭老先生

　　One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.

　　The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”

　　有一天，他和幾個朋友出去打獵。突然，颳起了大風，把他的假髮吹得無影無蹤。朋友們看到此情此景，樂得不行，笑個不停。

　　禿頭老先生也開始大笑，笑容和其他人一樣燦爛，笑聲和其他人一樣響亮他對朋友們說：“我的真發都急慌慌地要離開我，我的假髮又怎麼會願意呆在我的頭上呢?”