有關英語笑話對話短文

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　篇2

　　meeting between einstein and chaplin

　　卓別林和愛因斯坦間的搞笑英語對話

　　愛因斯坦：what i admire most about your art is that's universal. you don't say any word and the whole world understands you!

　　對於你的藝術，我最驚奇的就是它如此的國際化，你一個字也不說，但是全世界的人都懂得起。

　　卓別林：true. but your glory is greater! the world admires you while no one understands you!

　　這個我承認，但是你的榮譽更大，你的東西全世界發的人都懂不起，但他們還是如此敬佩你。

　　篇3

　　teacher: didn't you promise to behave?

　　student: yes, sir.

　　teacher: and didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?

　　student: yes, sir, but since i broke my promise, i don't expect you to keep

　　篇4

　　teacher: ellen, give me a sentence starting with "i".

　　ellen: i is...

　　teacher: no, ellen. we always say, "i am."

　　ellen: all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."