有關短篇英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編分享有關短篇英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關短篇英文笑話：How did I do? 我幹得怎麼樣?

　　A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering***閒蕩***. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開著警車第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閒逛的人，於是他們開車去了那條街，看到路口站著一群人。新警察搖下窗戶：“大家注意了，快離開這裡。”人們他幾眼，沒理他。他喊起來：“離開這裡，馬上離開!”大家都不知道怎麼回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開了。新警察對他第一次執行公務的結果很滿意，對老警察說：“我幹得怎麼樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著說，“尤其是在公共汽車站。”

　　有關短篇英文笑話：To Profit from a Misfortune 因禍得福

　　A man was a butterfingers***手腳笨拙的人***. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

　　At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

　　The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deductedfrom his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

　　有一個人很粗心，老是打爛東西。他已失業好幾個月了。

　　最後他在一個瓷器店找到了一個工作。可是才幹了幾天，英語小故事他就打爛了一個很大的花瓶。

　　經理把他到辦公室去，告訴他每個星期都要扣他的工錢，直到賠償夠了為止。他就問：“那個花瓶值多少錢?”經理說：“值500美元。”他很高興地說：“啊!太妙了，我非常高興，終於有個穩定的工作啦。”

　　有關短篇英文笑話：A piece of yellow paper

　　I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled***迷惑*** me because the only true colors are cyan***藍綠色***, magenta***洋紅***, and yellow.

　　I had the customer change ink cartridges, delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.

　　After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"

　　有關短篇英文笑話：Logic 哪一門邏輯

　　Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they drove to the seaside. The roads were bad, and their car was badly damaged, with dents here and there. Most of their equipment was damaged, too.

　　After they reached the seaside, they caught only one fish. One of them said, "Business was really bad today. Do you know how much we spent on this one fish alone?"

　　The other answered, "Of course, I do. We spent two thousand dollars on just this one. It is a little too much!"

　　The first person then said, "Good thing we didn't catch more, or the costs would have been even higher. Two thousand dollars for one fish!"

　　有兩個人去捕魚，他們走了很長的路，買了很多工具、 食物和錄影器材等，然後開車去海邊。由於路不好走， 因此車子撞得亂七八糟，破這邊、破那邊，工具也損壞很多。

　　到海邊後，他們只捕到一條魚，其中一個人講：“今天虧本了，你知道我們花了多少錢才捕到這條魚嗎?”

　　另一個人說：“當然知道，我們花了兩千塊美金才捕到， 太過分了一點!”

　　第一個人說：“還好沒有捕更多，不然就更虧本了，每一條魚要兩千塊美金啊!”