有關於爆笑的英語笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我現在要回家了。

　　篇二

　　What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

　　Anydog, buildings can't jump!

　　任何一隻狗，大樓又跳不起來。

　　篇三

　　What has a head, a tail, and no body?

　　什麼有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

　　A coin!

　　硬幣。

　　篇四

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird fliesoverhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”

　　篇五

　　A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.

　　有一隻狗，跑進一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。

　　Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.

　　很幸運地，肉商辨認出’這隻狗是屬於他鄰居的。

　　The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。

　　Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,

　　這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。於是他就打電話給他的鄰居說：

　　"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of themeat?"

　　“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會為這塊肉的損失費用負責任嗎?”

　　The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"

　　這名律師回答說：“當然會呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢?”

　　"$8."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $8.

　　“八元。”幾天後，這位肉商收到一封郵件，裡面有一張八元的支票。

　　Attached to it was an invoice that read:

　　這張支票卻附上了一張發票，上面寫著：

　　Legal Consultation Service 150.

　　“法律諮詢服務 ：一百五十元。”