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　　初中英語笑話短文：傳教士買鸚鵡

　　A preacher is buying a parrot.

　　一個傳教士在買鸚鵡。

　　"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

　　“你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?”傳教士問。

　　"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

　　“噢，絕對不會。它是一隻虔誠的鸚鵡。”店主向他保證。

　　"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

　　“你看見它腿上的那些細繩了嗎?當你拉動右邊這根，它會背誦天主經;當你拉動左邊那根，它會背誦讚美詩。”

　　"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

　　“太棒了!”傳教士說，“但是如果我同時拉動兩根繩子，會發生什麼呢?”

　　"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

　　“我會從樹幹上掉下去，你這個笨蛋!”鸚鵡尖聲說道。

　　初中英語笑話短文：因為裡面太黑沒看到

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

　　媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裡放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

　　Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

　　約翰尼：嗯，我想是因為裡面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。

　　初中英語笑話短文：這隻狗可真夠長的

　　Once there was a blind.

　　從前有個瞎子。

　　One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.

　　一天，他正在行路時踩著了一隻正在睡覺的狗的腦袋

　　The dog barked for a while.

　　狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。

　　The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked.

　　這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一隻狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。

　　The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這隻狗可真夠長的。