笑到停不下來的英語笑話

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”Here is the situation,"she said.”A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　　小學四年級的教師在給學生們講邏輯學。“有這樣一種情況。”她說:“一個男人站在河中心的一條船上釣魚。他突然失去重心，掉進了水裡。於是，他開始掙扎並呼喊救命。他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向bank。請你們告訴我這是為什麼?”

　　A girl raised her hand and asked，"To draw out all of his savings?"

　　一個女學生舉起手答道:“是不是去取他的存錢?”

　　篇二

　　公民權力

　　On the first day of an American history class at Purdue University，the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response，the professor said,"ALL RIGHT. Name five. "Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated professor begged，"Just name one right you have as a civilian."

　　在印地安那州的西拉法耶市波督大學，我上的第一節美國曆史課的那天，教授講了五章關於公民權利的課程。第二天，他叫了一名學生讓他說出十條公民權利。那個學生一聲沒吭，教授說:“好吧，說五條也行。”那個學生仍什麼也沒說。最後，教授絕望地懇求道:“就說一條也成.”

　　To a room full of laughter，the young man replied，”I have the right to remain silent.”

　　對著鬨堂大笑的課堂，那個學生回答說:“我有權保特沉默。”

　　篇三

　　戴帽子的用途

　　An aunt of mine kept a hat by her front door，and whenever the doorbell rang，she would put it on. If it was someone she wished to see,she would remark how lucky it was that she had just come in. If it was someone ahe wanted to avoid .she would say how sorry she was，but she was just going out.

　　我有個姑媽，她總是在前門旁準備一頂帽子。一旦有人按門鈴，她就把那頂帽子戴上。如果來的是她喜歡的客人，她就說真是太巧了，她剛外出回來。如果來的是她不想見的客人，她就說對不起，我正要外出。

　　篇四

　　最高評價

　　I had been grocery shopping with my friend Alicia, and we were looking for the shortest checkout line. We started at opposite ends，and soon I found one register with a solitary man ahead of me.”Hey, Alicia !“I yelled.”This one looks good.”

　　我和我的朋友阿利薩，在雜貨店挑完了東西，想找一個最短的隊付帳。我們倆分頭去找，看哪個隊最短。很快我就找到了一隊，前邊只有一個胖男人顧客，“嘿，阿利薩，”我喊:“這個看起來還不錯。”

　　The customer puffed out his chest and said,"That's the best compliment I've had all day."

　　那個顧客擴了一下胸說:“這是我今天聽到的對我評價最好的一句話。”

　　篇五

　　誰是主宰

　　Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

　　我開車帶著全家去一個新開業的餐館。路上我拐錯了好幾個彎兒。最後，我終於找到了路。這時我問丈夫，“剛才你為什麼不告訴我迷路了?"

　　"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”

　　“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因為平時我開車付，你在旁邊總說你知道該怎樣走。”