簡單的英語兒童小故事

　　若是你在學習英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放鬆放鬆，小編就給大家分享一下英語的的小故事，大家一起來看看吧

　　是pig還是witch

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　if only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

　　他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”

　　那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”

　　他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　園藝手套

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare."

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　烏鴉的羽毛

　　​A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage.

　　Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.

　　But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.

　　烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。

　　他猜想天鵝一定是經常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無 瑕。於是，他毅然離開了他賴以生存的祭壇，來到江湖邊。

　　他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 點都沒洗白，反而因缺少食物飢餓而死。