三年級簡單的英語笑話

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點;笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　You can stand aside你可以躲開

　　A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.

　　His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."

　　The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."

　　一個男孩吃了很多餅乾，但還想吃。

　　他的父親對他說：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就會爆炸。”

　　男孩說：“不要緊。我再吃時，你可以躲開。”

　　篇二

　　Whose father was the stronger

　　誰的爸爸更強壯

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。

　　維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　篇三

　　The Art of Cry哭的藝術

　　When Mrs. Smith entered Bell’s room, she found that he was binding up his finger.

　　“What’s the matter with you, my boy?” She asked.

　　“It’s all because of that sharp knife.” Belli answered.

　　“But I didn’t hear you cry.”

　　“Oh, I thought you were not in just now.”

　　當史密斯夫人進入貝利的房間時，發現他在包紮手指。

　　“怎麼啦，孩子?”她問道。

　　“全都是因為那把刀太鋒利。”貝利回答道。

　　“可我怎麼沒有聽到你哭呢?”

　　“呃，剛才我還以為你不在家呢!”

　　篇四

　　He Won 他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny ?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

　　篇五

　　A Girl's Wish 小女孩兒的願望On the way home after watching a ballet performance,

　　the kindergarden teacher asked her students what they thought of it,

　　the smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller

　　so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。

　　班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，

　　那麼他們就不用一直踮著腳尖了。