關於口香糖英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。小編整理了關於口香糖英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於口香糖英語笑話篇一

　　i've bought a pack of gum!

　　我買了一包口香糖

　　it costs 1 dollar. how can the total be 9?

　　它花了1美元，怎麼能是9美元?

　　i've included the sales fee and the being-present fee and the

　　receive-your-money fee...and now i just need to ask for the conversing-with-customer-about-fee fee...all-in-all it comes to 15 dollars!

　　我包含了售價和存在的費用和拿你的錢的費用……還有我需要收取和顧客談話的費用……總計15美元

　　when the way banks think spreads to the rest of society

　　當銀行的思考方式傳播到其他行業時

　　關於口香糖英語笑話篇二

　　How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”