有關於短的英語笑話閱讀大全

　　冷笑話可以給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣。小編分享有關於短的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關於短的英語笑話：Black and White

　　There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.

　　He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom "Look mom I'm black." She says come here. He went and she whooped him.

　　She said go tell your dad what you did.

　　He went to his dad and said "Look dad i'm black." He said come here and he started to whoop him. Go to your grandma and tell her what you did. The grandma did the same thing. He went back to his mom and she asked "What have you learned today?" The boy said "I've been black for five minutes and I already hate you white basterds!!!"

　　有關於短的英語笑話：Washington DC

　　A teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"

　　The reply was, "Washington DC."

　　On being asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!"

　　有關於短的英語笑話：s-m-a-r-t

　　Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed.

　　The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait.

　　The child was about six years old, snub nosed, freckled, buck toothed and bespectacled. She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.

　　Finally, one of them muttered to the other, "Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.

　　Whereupon the child piped up, "But extremely s-m-a-r-t!"

　　有關於短的英語笑話：Kindergarten

　　On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, "... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

　　A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

　　有關於短的英語笑話：The homework

　　Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...

　　Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.