關於比較好笑的英語小笑話

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　　：Jim’s History Examination

　　Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him

　　things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　吉姆的歷史考試

　　舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個

　　可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

　　：The Father and His Son

　　Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he wasthe best pupil in his class.

　　Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President of the UnitedStates.

　　父與子

　　父親：湯姆，你要知道，當林肯在你這年齡時，他是一個很好的學生。

　　事實上，他是班裡最好的學生。

　　湯姆：是的，爸爸，我知道，可當他在你這個年齡時，他已是美國總統了。

　　：It's always me

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eatit?"

　　The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"

　　The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"

　　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn tovolunteer!"

　　總是我

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?”

　　大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父親接著說：“明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?”

　　又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?”

　　大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”