關於幽默英語故事短文

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　　：Empty seat

　　空座位

　　Boy: Is this seat empty?

　　男孩：這個座位是空的麼?

　　Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

　　女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。

　　：The Old Man and the Old Cat

　　老人和老貓

　　An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. Oneevening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.

　　一個年邁的老人養一隻貓。這隻貓也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齒很糟糕。一天王還是那個，這隻老貓看見一隻小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它卻吃不了它，因為它的牙齒不夠鋒利了。這隻小老鼠逃跑了。

　　The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”

　　老人很生氣，他打了小貓，並且對它說：“你這隻蠢貓!我要懲罰你!”貓非常傷心，它想：“在我還年輕的時候，我為你努力工作。現在你卻因為我太老了不能工作而不喜歡我。你應該知道你也老了。”

　　：How much English can you speak?

　　你會說多少英文?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused oftheft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!”

　　：A great man

　　一名偉人

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　：Dead Fly

　　死蒼蠅

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

　　史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裡有一隻死蒼蠅。

　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know it's the heat that kills it.

　　服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的。