關於經典英文笑話大全

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　　關於經典英文笑話：Cause I'm Blonde

　　A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto four, but I

　　counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

　　"Very good," said her mother.

　　"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

　　'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

　　The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

　　She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e,f, g!"

　　"Very good," said her mother.

　　"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

　　"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

　　The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"

　　she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! !" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

　　"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

　　"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

　　"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

　　關於經典英文笑話：Politicians

　　A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

　　The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceededto dig a hole to bury the politicians.

　　A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

　　The old farmer said he had buried them.

　　The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

　　The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

　　關於經典英文笑話：Hell's Totures

　　A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room.

　　The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps at the chance and selects that room.

　　The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says "Okay, you can stop now you've been relieved".

　　關於經典英文笑話：Freezing Competition

　　Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bareass.

　　After two hours Bob's wife came home and asked Bob, "What are you doing?"

　　Bob explained and she said, "Come on... you will only freeze your ass off."

　　Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet.

　　Then his wife got an idea. "Let's change places when Joe is looking the other way."

　　Bob's wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob.

　　Half an hour later Joe's wife came home and asked him, "What are you doing?"

　　Joe told her and said, "I am determined to win the bottle!"

　　"You are crazy. Come on in."

　　"Certainly not, I am already on the winning side. Bob lost his balls half an hour ago!"

　　關於經典英文笑話：Having A Baby

　　A blonde, brunette and a redhead, all good friends are each 3 months pregnant.

　　The redhead comes out with, "I抦 having a baby boy".The blonde asks, "How do you know that"

　　The redhead says, "When we were having sex, I was on top"

　　The brunette then says "Than I must be having a baby girl, since I was on the bottom when we were having sex"

　　The blonde begins to cry uncontrollably. Both friends ask why she is so upset.

　　going to have puppies"