有關於幽默英語笑話大全

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。小編整理了有關於幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關於幽默英語笑話：Blessing

　　A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

　　有關於幽默英語笑話：Mounted Cop

　　There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

　　''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

　　''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

　　The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

　　To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

　　The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneaththe horse instead of on top.''

　　有關於幽默英語笑話：Field Trip

　　Little David's mom asked little David if he had enjoyed the field trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f*ckers."

　　Mom: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f*cker?"

　　David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk and steaks"

　　Mom: "But who said they were called, er, f*ckers?"

　　David: "That was our teacher. Well actually she called them 'effers,' but we all knew what she meant."

　　有關於幽默英語笑話：Preventive Medicine Belief

　　Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

　　Doctor: Oh, really?

　　Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

　　有關於幽默英語笑話：A Son's Love

　　An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

　　His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

　　Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"

　　At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, withoutfinding any money.

　　Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

　　His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."