很好笑的英語笑話

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編分享很好笑的英語短笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：lawyer in a tree

　　How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope..

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：bad advice

　　Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands.

　　"What's the matter?"

　　he asked of his friend, "did your lawyer give you bad advice ..?"

　　"No - it's worse than that," replied the friend between sobs, " he sold it to me..."

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：dead snake

　　What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：topless models

　　Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, "The agency represents many models who are household names such as Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Cambell and Linda Evangelista. I don't know if your Lordship is familiar with these models?"

　　"Do I need to be?"

　　replied the judge.

　　"I don't think so," said Mr. Turner, perhaps wisely. Mr Justice Harman was perplexed by the use of the word 'topless' in discussing glamour modelling.

　　"It means precisely the opposite," he was told. This misuse of the word is, the judge said, is "remarkable - as if they had been cut off at the waist which is exactly what they do not mean".

　　"If you cut the top off, it wouldn't be very interesting - what's more they would be dead. It's clearly an abuse of language by the tabloids," he said. Peter Victor, The Independent, Friday Nov 15th 1996

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：Ethical Problem

　　An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and removed a $100 bill. When the lawyer accepted it, he noticed there was another 100 stuck to it. Immediately the lawyers keen legal mind realized he was faced with a vital ethical question:

　　Should he tell his partner?

　　很好笑的英語短笑話：surgery

　　Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery.

　　"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."

　　says the first.

　　"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon.

　　"When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."

　　The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are colour coded."

　　The fourth one said, ""I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and ass are interchangeable"