最搞笑的英語笑話精選

　　幽默笑話是日常生活中常見的現象,被廣泛應用於電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節目中。日常生活中，語言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語言層面上，笑話是幽默的語言表達。本文是最搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　最搞笑的英語笑話：Not our own food 不是我們自己的食品

　　Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry , but you can't eat your own food here." The two boys look at each other and swap lunches.

　　兩個男孩走進酒吧，坐下來吃他們自己的午飯，酒吧的招待對他們說：“對不起，你們不能吃自己的食品。”這兩個人相互看了一眼，交換了他們的午飯。

　　最搞笑的英語笑話：A Funnier Story 一個更有趣的故事

　　Mr William was deaf, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting together after dinner, one of his friends told a funny story. Everyone laughed, and Mr William laughed, too. He said, "That was a funny story, but I know a funnier one." So he began his story. When it ended, everyone laughed louder thanever. Mr William himself smiled happily. But he didn't know he had told the very story that his friend had just told.

　　威廉先生耳聾，可是他不願讓別人知道。一天晚上他請一些朋友吃飯。當飯後他們坐在一起時，一位朋友講了一個很有趣的故事。大家都笑了，威廉先生也笑了。他說，“這是一個挺有趣的故事，可是我還知道一個更有趣的。”於是他開始講自己的故事。當故事結束時，大家笑得更厲害了。威廉先生自己也開心地笑了。可是他不知道，他講的故事正是剛才他朋友講的那個故事。

　　最搞笑的英語笑話：The Bait 誘餌

　　Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night.

　　"Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside her!"

　　"I will be with you in about ten minutes," replied the doctor. "Until I arrive, try holding a piece of cheese in front of her mouth. This may bring the mouse out."

　　When the doctor arrived, Mr Smith was not holding a piece of cheese. He was holding a fish in front of his wife's mouth.

　　"What are you doing", asked the doctor. "A mouse doesn't like a fish."

　　"I know," said Mr Smith, "But we have to get a cat at first."

　　史密斯先生在半夜裡給醫生打電話。

　　“醫生，快來啊!你知道我妻子習慣張著嘴睡覺，結果一隻老鼠鑽進去了。”

　　“我十分鐘後到，”醫生回答，“在我到達之前，試著在她嘴面前拿一片幹乳酪，也許會把老鼠引出來。”

　　當醫生到達時，史密斯先生不是拿一片幹乳酪，而是在妻子嘴前拿著一條魚。

　　“你這是幹什麼呀?”醫生說道，“老鼠不喜歡吃魚。”

　　“這我知道，”史密斯先生說，“可我得先把貓引出來。”

　　最搞笑的英語笑話：Difference 區別

　　Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting?

　　Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn't.

　　簡：電與閃電有什麼區別?

　　瑪麗：一個收電費，一個不收費。

　　最搞笑的英語笑話：Cheater 作弊者

　　In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

　　Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington', and so did you."

　　"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."

　　"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was. 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put 'Abraham Lincoln', and so did you.”

　　"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.

　　"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was,'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know', and you put, 'Me neither'.”

　　考試後的一天，約翰遜先生在課堂上把強尼拉到講臺旁邊問道：“強尼，我認為你在這次考試中作弊了。”

　　強尼非常驚訝，要求約翰遜先生拿出證據。“好的，”約翰遜先生說，“我看到你的試卷上有這樣一個問題：‘我們的第一任總統是誰?’緊挨著你的那個名叫瑪麗的女孩寫的是‘喬治·華盛頓’，你寫的也是這個答案。”

　　“當然，每個人都知道他是我們的第一任總統。”

　　“噢，等一下，”約翰遜先生說，“下一個問題是：‘誰解放了黑奴?’瑪麗的答案是‘亞伯拉罕·林肯’，你的答案也是一樣。”

　　“噢，我昨天晚上看了歷史書，我記得。”強尼說。

　　“等等，等等，”約翰遜先生說，“下一個問題是：‘誰在路易斯安娜大收購時期當了總統?’瑪麗寫的是‘我不知道’，而你寫的則是：‘我也不知道’。”