關於簡單易懂的英語小笑話包括翻譯

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Suarez

　　FIFA has announced that Luis Suarez, the player who bit an opponent will be banned for nine games, or as Suarez put it himself, "he will be banned for nine meals."

　　FIFA宣告，路易斯·蘇亞雷斯因為咬了對手，在接下來的9場比賽中禁止參賽。正如他自己說得：“他接下來九頓飯沒著落了”。

　　篇二

　　The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificentblonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When thecouple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy,honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."

　　一對新婚夫婦走進位於邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金髮碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎?”夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰?!”“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說：“我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經足夠煩死我了。”

　　篇三

　　How did you start the flood? 你是怎麼引起洪水的?

　　A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance companypaid for everything. What are you doing here?" "That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor"I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paidfor everything." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

　　醫生在裡維埃拉度假時遇到他的一位律師朋友，醫生問他怎麼會到這裡來。律師回答：“我到這裡是因為我的房子被火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。” “真巧，”醫生說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了我所有的損失。”律師看起來有些困惑，他問“哎呀!你是怎麼引起洪水的?”

　　篇四

　　One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping yourword and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matterwhat will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

　　"What is cleverness? asked his son.

　　"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

　　一天，父親教育兒子說：“一個人成功的關鍵就是嚴守諾言和足夠聰明。一旦你給了別人承諾，無論發生什麼事，你都得實現它，這個就叫‘守諾言’。”

　　兒子問：“那麼什麼是聰明呢?”

　　父親回答：“聰明就是任何時候都別做這樣的承諾。”