有關於爆笑英語冷笑話大全

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　　有關於爆笑英語冷笑話：Wrong number

　　A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up.

　　"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

　　"Wrong number," replied the girl.

　　有關於爆笑英語冷笑話：The result of laziness 懶惰的結果

　　Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

　　媽媽：約翰尼，你今天放學以後為什麼被留下了?

　　約翰尼：老師叫我們寫一篇題為《懶惰的結果》的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　有關於爆笑英語冷笑話：Needles are not Nice

　　Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

　　"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

　　"I came here for a blood test," sobbed1Bill.

　　"So? Are you afraid?"

　　"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

　　As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely2.

　　Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

　　To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

　　有關於爆笑英語冷笑話：I need God with skin 有身軀的上帝

　　To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure1 him atbedtime2 that God was watching over him.

　　One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, "Mommy," a familiar voice said: "I know God's in there with me, but I need somebody with skin."

　　為了幫助我們五歲的兒子克服怕黑的毛病，我和她爸爸總是在她睡覺前安撫他說上帝隨時都在保護著他。

　　一天晚上，我剛上床，覺得有人輕輕地拍了我的肩膀一下，然後就聽到有個熟悉的聲音說：“媽媽我知道上帝在那兒陪我，但我需要一個有身軀的上帝.”

　　有關於爆笑英語冷笑話：媽媽在砸瓶子

　　A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup***番茄醬*** to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

　　一個婦人正在使勁開啟番茄醬的瓶子。這時，電話鈴響了，她叫四歲的女兒去接電話。小孩說：“媽媽現在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子。”