關於校園英語笑話對話

　　網際網路不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。正是由於我們有這樣的需要，網路笑話得以繁榮興盛。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　服務員，我湯裡有隻蒼蠅!

　　不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排裡。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

　　篇2

　　服務員，湯裡有隻蒼蠅!

　　別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。

　　Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

　　Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

　　篇3

　　服務員，湯裡有隻蒼蠅!

　　對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。

　　Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

　　Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

　　篇4

　　服務員，湯裡有隻死蒼蠅!

　　是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。

　　Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

　　Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

　　篇5

　　服務員，來杯咖啡，不加奶油。

　　對不起，先生，奶油沒了，不加奶怎麼樣?

　　Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.

　　I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

　　篇6

　　服務員，你的領帶在我的湯裡了。

　　沒關係，先生，它不縮水。

　　Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

　　That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

　　篇7

　　服務員，湯裡有隻蜜蜂!

　　是的，先生，今天蒼蠅放假。

　　Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

　　Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

　　篇8

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　篇9

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys?

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?

　　Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

　　尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢!

　　Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

　　老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

　　Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家醜不可外揚。”