兩個人說的英語小笑話

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

　　All the students began to write except a boy.

　　The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。

　　老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“我在等我的祕書。”那孩子答道。

　　篇2

　　Your Coat Is on Fire

　　您的大衣著火了

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to countfifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir!

　　第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”

　　篇3

　　"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

　　"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

　　"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

　　"Just use another pen!"

　　“醫生，救命!請您快點兒到，我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”

　　“好，我十幾分鍾就到，”

　　“好的，那……這十幾分鍾我應該做什麼呢?”

　　“換支筆用!”