英語笑話帶翻譯簡單的

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編精心收集了簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Einstein and God

　　愛因斯坦與上帝

　　Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."

　　愛因斯坦登上西奈山與上帝近距離交談。仰望著上帝，他問道：“神啊，一百萬年對於你來說相當於什麼呢?”上帝回答：“一分鐘。”愛因斯坦問：“一百萬元對於你來說又相當於什麼呢?”上帝回答：“一分錢。”愛因斯坦問：“能給我一分錢嗎?”上帝說：“請等一分鐘。”

　　簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　DUI violation

　　酒後駕車

　　Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him and turned on his light and pulled the driver over, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test. The test results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how could that be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"

　　一天深夜，一名警察去一個經常有人鬧事的酒吧門口巡邏，為了避免有酒後駕車的情況發生。酒吧打烊了，他看見一個傢伙跌跌撞撞的跑出來，一下摔在路邊，隨後又用鑰匙試著開了五輛車的門才找到他自己的車。坐進車裡，好幾分鐘他又都是在摸著那些鑰匙。這時人們都從酒吧出來並且開車走了。最後他也發動了車子準備開走，警察已經等這個機會很久了，他開啟燈，把司機從車裡拉出來，給他宣讀了他所享有的法定權利，然後作了酒精的測試。測試的結果是零，於是困惑的警察問他是為什麼，司機說：“今晚他們派我當誘餌。”

　　簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　Problem with gas

　　放屁的問題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

　　有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上，我在這裡已經放了20多個屁，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”醫生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。”一星期後老太太來了，“醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎麼這麼臭!”醫生說：“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了，現在開始治聽覺。”