關於搞笑英語對話劇本

　　英語綜合語言運用能力的培養要求學生多接觸多運用英語。情景對話為學生學英語搭建了平臺,構建了語言環境。小編整理了關於搞笑英語對話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於搞笑英語對話篇一

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

　　老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。

　　Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

　　老師：彼得!你說說，世界上什麼最大?

　　Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

　　彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

　　Teacher: What?Eyelids?

　　老師：什麼?眼皮?

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

　　彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。

　　關於搞笑英語對話篇二

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班裡正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不幹活，長官。”

　　關於搞笑英語對話篇三

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　關於搞笑英語對話篇四

　　a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。