有趣搞笑的英語故事大全

　　英語作為一門語言學科,具有工具性和人文性。就工具性而言,學生通過英語學習掌握基本的英語語言知識,而語言與故事的關係就像花與土壤的關係,語言的學習離不開故事,所以英語語言的學習和故事不是割裂開的。下面是小編帶來的有趣搞笑的英語故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有趣搞笑的英語故事篇一

　　口乾舌燥的烏鴉

　　There once lived a young crow in the countryside. One summer, there was no rain and it was very hot. The crow was very thirsty, but he couldn't find any water.

　　"How can I survive?" he thought. "I must have water or I'll die!"

　　Just then he saw a farmhouse. Outside the house, there was a vase with some water at the bottom. He tried to drink, but he couldn't reach the water inside.

　　The young crow didn't know what to do. He leaned against the vase and cried.

　　"Will somebody please help me?" sobbed the crow. He cried and cried, but nobody heard him. Finally, he dried his eyes and stood up.

　　He tried knocking over the vase, but it was too heavy. Then he tried breaking it, but he wasn't strong enough. Finally, he had a good idea. He began dropping stones into the vase. The water slowly rose to the top. At last, the crow could drink.

　　"What wonderful water!" said the crow. "I'm glad that I didn't waste all my time by crying. Thinking is much better than crying!

　　曾經有一隻烏鴉在鄉下。一個夏天，沒有雨，很熱。烏鴉很渴，但他找不到水。

　　“我怎樣才能生存?”他想。”我必須有水，否則我會死的!”

　　就那麼他看到了一座農舍。房子外面有個花瓶，裡面有一些水。他試著喝，但他不能到達水裡。

　　年輕的烏鴉不知道該做什麼。他靠在花瓶上哭泣。

　　“有人能幫我嗎?”嗚咽的烏鴉。他哭了，哭了，但沒人聽他說。最後，他擦乾眼睛，站了起來。

　　他試圖把花瓶打過來，但太重了。然後他試著打破它，但他不夠堅強。最後，他有一個好主意。他開始把石頭扔進花瓶裡。水慢慢地漲到了頂部。最後，烏鴉可以喝。

　　“什麼水啊!”烏鴉說。我很高興我沒有浪費我的時間哭。思考比哭泣好得多!

　　有趣搞笑的英語故事篇二

　　驢子和馬

　　A farmer wanted to bring ten bags of rice to the market and sell them. He put five bags of rice on his horse and five bags of rice on his donkey.

　　The bags were very heavy, and soon the donkey became tired. "Please," he said to the horse, "could you carry one of my bags for me? They're so heavy, and you are stronger than I am."

　　"No," said the horse. "I serve the farmer, not you. He gave me five bags to carry, not six! _

　　You must do your job, and I must do mine."

　　The farmer, the horse, and the donkey continued walking under the hot sun. The poor donkey became more and more tired. Suddenly, he fell over at the side of the road.

　　The farmer tried to pull the donkey to his feet, but the donkey was too tired to move. Then the farmer took the donkey's five bags of rice and put them on the horse.

　　The horse realized he had made a big mistake. "If I had agreed to help the donkey," he cried, "I'd only have to carry one extra bag. Now I must carry all ten!"

　　一個農民想把十袋大米到市場上賣。他把五袋大米放在他的馬和五袋大米在他的驢。

　　袋子很重，很快驢子就累了。”“請，”他對馬說，“你能幫我拿一個包嗎?他們太重了，你比我強。”

　　“不，”馬說。我為農民服務，而不是你。他給了我五個袋子，而不是六個!_

　　你必須做你的工作，我必須做我的工作。”

　　農夫，馬，和驢子繼續走在烈日下。可憐的驢子變得越來越累了。突然，他摔倒在馬路邊上。

　　農夫想把驢子拉到他的腳上，但驢子太累了，動不動了。農夫拿著驢的五袋大米，把它們放在了馬身上。

　　那馬意識到他犯了一個大錯誤。”“如果我答應幫驢子的話，”他喊道，“我只能帶一個額外的袋子。現在我必須帶所有十個!”

　　有趣搞笑的英語故事篇三

　　旅人和熊

　　Once upon a time, two friends were traveling together in a forest. Suddenly, a bear jumped out onto the path.

　　One friend saw the bear first. He quickly climbed up a tree and hid. He did not stop to help his friend.

　　The other friend was left alone with the bear. He had to think fast. The bear moved closer to the man.

　　The man fell down to the ground and did not move. The bear came up to the man and began to smell him.

　　The man held his breath and lay perfectly still. Soon, the bear lost interest in the man and left. When it was clear that the bear was gone, the man in the tree came down to the ground.

　　He was very happy to see that his friend was safe. "That bear was so close that it looked like it was talking to you!" he joked. "What did it say?"

　　"The bear gave me this advice," said the man. "Never travel with a friend who deserts you when there is trouble.”

　　從前，有一個朋友在森林裡一起旅行。突然，一隻熊跳上了小路。

　　一個朋友第一次看到熊。他很快爬上了一棵樹，藏起來了。他沒有停下來幫助他的朋友。

　　另一個朋友被熊單獨留下。他要想得快。熊走近了那個人。

　　那人倒在地上，動彈不得。熊來到了那個人的身上，開始聞他。

　　那人屏住呼吸，躺著一動不動。很快，熊失去了興趣的人和離開。當它清楚地表明熊已經離開了，樹上的人下來了。

　　他很高興地看到他的朋友是安全的。”那隻熊非常接近，它看起來像是在跟你說話!”他開玩笑說。它是怎麼說的?”

　　“熊給了我這個建議，”男人說。永遠不要和一個在你有麻煩的時候拋棄你的朋友一起旅行。”