簡短的英語笑話故事閱讀

　　近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象在網路、雜誌上十分盛行。若要推論現行冷笑話的來源,或已無從考證。小編整理了簡短的英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短的英語笑話故事篇一

　　一報還一報

　　An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, his wife was sitting at the kitchen table，waiting. Instead of questioning or scolding him，however , she simply asked pleasantly if he wanted dinner. He was not interested in eating，and went off to bed.

　　我的一個熟人在一次下班後，把車停在了一個小飯館前，在那兒他消磨可一個晚上。大約十點鐘他才回到家。他的妻子坐在廚房的桌旁等他。她沒有追問他什麼，也沒有責怪他，只是和藹地問他想不想吃點什麼。他已經對晚餐不感興趣，於是，就上床睡覺了。

　　At 3:30 a. m.，the alarm went off. He scrambled out of bed and turned on the light. When he saw the time, he roared at his wife，demanding an explanation.

　　大約在凌晨三點半的時候，鬧鐘突然響了。他趕緊掀開了被子，打開了燈。當他看清了時問時，他衝妻子大聲地吼叫為什麼。

　　"Well,"she replied placidly, "if it took you four-hours to get home from work，I figured it would take you four hours to get back to work，and I didn't want you to be late. "

　　妻子和氣地說:“我想，假如你下班回家路止花了四個小時的話，你上班當然也需要花四個小時趕路了。我只是不想讓你遲到。”

　　簡短的英語笑話故事篇二

　　跑道已清

　　An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "

　　當一位飛機售票員也夠例黴的。一位婦女在向他抱怨飛機起飛得太晚，這位售票員真不知如何是好。那位婦女說:“年較人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都會比你們的飛機先到那兒。”

　　"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."

　　“好啊售票員平靜地說:“現在我們的飛機跑這正空著呢。”

　　簡短的英語笑話故事篇三

　　夢幻世界

　　A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"

　　飯店經理報告說一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了，他不停地尖叫:“就在電話薄裡，就在電話薄裡。”

　　The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room，where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream，”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"

　　經理找來偵探後，帶他進入了那位客人的房間。原來，那位客人是在做夢。“我做了個非常可怕的夢，”那人醒後解釋說:“我夢見收稅人想寄退給我一筆錢，但他們把我的地址給丟了.”