簡單短小的英語小笑話

　　笑話是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　At the cashier one busy day the line grew quite long. There was much grumbling among those waiting,but one man made light of the situation. He approached a woman who was obviously' very pregnant and tapped her on the shoulder. "Would you mind my asking a personal question?he said. 'Were you pregnant when you got in this line?_

　　在一個繁忙的日子，收銀員那裡排了很長的隊。排隊等待的人開始發牢騷，只有一名男子顯得比較輕鬆。他走到一個顯然已經懷 孕很久的女人背後，拍拍她的肩膀說："我能不能問你一個私人問題，在你開始排隊的時候有沒有懷孕?"

　　篇2

　　A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son,"Could you check and see if the dirsction lights are working on your side of the car?“ His son looked out the window and said, "Yes, no, yes,no. yes, no, yes,no…"

　　有一個男人和他的兒子坐在車上。這個男人對他兒子說：“你能檢查一下你那邊的方向燈有沒有壞嗎?”兒子把頭伸出窗外說：“有，沒有，有，沒有，有，沒有……"

　　篇3

　　半杯水

　　TO the optimist，the glass is half full.to the pessmist,the glass is haIf empty.To theengIneer,the gIaSs is twice as big as it needs to be.

　　對於樂觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是滿的：對於悲觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是空的。對於工程師，這玻璃杯比實際需要大了一倍。

　　篇4

　　哦，俄亥俄

　　I brag about my home state of Ohio whenever I have a chance. One day, I told a friend, You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit theearth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.H "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,"he obsetwd.

　　只要一有機會，我就會吹噓我的故鄉俄亥俄。有一天，我對一個朋友說：“你瞧，第一個用動力飛行的人是俄亥俄人;第一個繞地球軌道飛行的人也是俄亥俄人;第一個登上月球的人還是俄亥俄人。一他的評論是：¨看來好多人都想離開俄亥俄。”

　　篇5

　　A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her.The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each time, "Mommy,you look beautiful !”A woman in the next dressing room called out, "Can l borrow your daughter for a moment?“

　　一位女士帶著她五歲的女兒去購物。小姑娘看著她媽媽一件又一件地試穿衣服，每一次都驚叫道：¨媽媽，你真好看!“在隔壁更衣室的女人喊了起來：“我能不能借你的女兒用一會兒?”

　　
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