超短篇的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。本文是超短篇的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇一

　　Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

　　The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

　　One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

　　"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

　　The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇二

　　A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

　　Submitted by Steve

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇三

　　A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

　　B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

　　A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

　　B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇四

　　Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

　　Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

　　Submitted by Miguel de Paco Moltó

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇五

　　Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?

　　Johnny: Nothing, sir.

　　Headmaster: Exactly.

　　Submitted by Maria del Pilar Villlegas Martinez

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇六

　　Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

　　Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

　　Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

　　Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

　　Submitted by Bernadette Kelly

　　超短篇的英語笑話篇七

　　A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

　　B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

　　Submitted by Cláudia Almeida