初一英文小笑話故事欣賞

　　生活中煩心的瑣事總是有的，你會有時不愉快，那你就來看笑話吧，開心一笑，煩心事就會溜走了。小編整理了初一英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　初一英文小笑話故事：A Panda walks into a bar...

　　A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

　　As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

　　The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

　　"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

　　初一英文小笑話故事：足球

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

　　“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

　　“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

　　喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎? ”

　　“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”

　　“ 噢，那麼， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎?

　　初一英文小笑話故事：Talking Dog

　　In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

　　"Talking Dog for Sale."

　　He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

　　"You talk?" he asks.

　　"Yep," the mutt replies.

　　"So, what's your story?"

　　The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."

　　The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

　　The owner says, "Ten dollars."

　　The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"

　　The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."