簡單英語笑話故事帶翻譯

　　英語笑話除了可以讓我們開懷大笑以外，我們還可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Your Coat Is on Fire

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"

　　您的大衣著火了

　　老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。 第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”

　　：Coincidence

　　A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

　　"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

　　"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

　　"I did." was the answer.

　　巧合

　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道：

　　“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”

　　“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

　　“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音並不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

　　“是我。”男士回答道。

　　：An Ugly Woman

　　Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

　　Mary: Why was that?

　　Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

　　醜女

　　麥克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。

　　瑪麗：為什麼會那樣呢?

　　麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。

　　：Hen's Legs

　　Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

　　Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their

　　eggs into pieces when laying?

　　母雞的腿

　　兒子：為什麼母雞的腿這麼短呢?

　　父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?

　　：A Question

　　Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?

　　Student: What's the name of this course?

　　一個問題

　　教授：在開始考試之前，還有什麼問題嗎?

　　學生：考試科目的名稱是什麼?