爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Contented Married Life

　　令人滿意的婚姻生活

　　A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments."

　　一個男人告訴他的朋友自己婚姻幸福美滿的祕密，“小事都由我妻子決定，”他解釋說：“而我只管大事，我們從不互相干涉，從不生對方的氣。我們從來沒有抱怨、沒有爭吵。”

　　"That sounds reasonable," answered his friend sympathetically. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?"

　　“聽起來很有道理，”他的朋友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作決定呢?”

　　"Well," answered the man, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that."

　　“嗯，”那個人回答說：“她決定我申請什麼工作，我們住什麼房子，買什麼傢俱，去哪裡度假這些事情。”

　　His friend was surprised. "Oh?" he said. "And what do you consider important decisions then?"

　　他的朋友很驚奇的問道：“哦?那麼你決定哪些重要事情?”

　　"Well," answered the man, "I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that."

　　“嗯，”他回答：“我決定誰來當首相，我們是否要增加對貧困國家的援助，怎麼處理***等等這些問題。”

　　：約會完成進行時

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for thefirst time? "" Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　一個小夥子問前來赴約的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子約會嗎?”“那當然了。咦，怎麼你們男孩子都愛問這個問題呀?”

　　：主持人王寧和劉純燕的親屬關係

　　Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion, who was dainty and cute children program hostess. Adevoted audience recognized him suddenly, saying "hello" passionately:" Hi, you pick up yourchild back?"

　　新聞聯播節目主持人王寧下班後騎摩托車回家，車子後面帶著他的女友，嬌小玲瓏的少兒節目主持人劉純燕。一位忠實的觀眾忽然認出了他，熱情地打招呼：“嗨，把孩子接回來了?”