搞笑英語段子帶翻譯

　　民間笑話的根本功能在於引人發笑,在這個使人緊張而倍感壓抑的商品經濟時代,笑話成了撫慰人焦灼靈魂的一劑良藥。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　teacher: why do we sometimes call the middle ages the dark ages?

　　老師：為什麼有時我們稱中世紀為黑暗時代呢?

　　betty: because they had so many knights.

　　貝蒂：因為那時有許多騎士。

　　篇2

　　teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　teacher: please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　篇3

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。

　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

　　媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?

　　The little girl replied, My homework.

　　篇4

　　My First and My Last

　　第一次與最後一次

　　When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

　　喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，並開始學習駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機做各種各樣的特技飛行了。

　　George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

　　喬治有個朋友名叫馬克。一天，喬治主動邀請馬克乘他的飛機上天兜一圈。馬克心想，“我乘大客機飛行過好幾次，還從來沒有乘過小飛機，我不妨試一試。”

　　They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

　　升空後，喬治飛了有半個小時，在空中做了各種各樣的飛行特技。

　　When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

　　後來他們著陸了。馬克很高興能夠安全返回地面。他用顫抖的聲音對他的朋友說：“喬治，非常感謝你讓我乘小飛機做了兩次飛行。”

　　Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

　　喬治非常吃驚地問：“兩次飛行?”

　　"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.

　　“是的，我的第一次和最後一次。”馬克答道。